Soldier: "Lay off, Sailor! This gal belongs to the Army!" Sailor: "Nuts to you, Soldier! She's Navy property!"

"Girl": "You're both wrong, fellows. I'm a Jet pilot in the Air Corps."

"No kidding, Charley? They do all that for $500. in Mexico."

MANY DO

BUREAU OF STATISTICS

One of our most cooperative employees!

I merely said to him, "If you don't

change your ways drastically....

"Daddy, do other boys dress like me?